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flirting-waffles
kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

creaseintime:

are you ready to get
creaseintime:

SPOOKY

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

(via fucking-cuddl3s)

snoia:

WHITE PEOPLE ghetto words:

  • weaves
  • ratchet
  • laqueesha
  • twerk

REAL GENUINE ghetto words:

  • dumb doo doo evil head
  • twenty seven
  • mitosis

(via turn20)

digg:

Now this is the future of fashion.