A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
I want a chrome extension that just adds :/ to the end of every cnn headline
im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me