I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
(Source: pinkandblueskiessss, via iwillmindfuckyou)
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
(via g-iggle)
Teacher: “Alright, class. Since its our first day, let us all introduce ourselves.”
(via most-awkward-moments)