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snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

(via orgasmic-humor)

grimelords:

grimelords:

I want a chrome extension that just adds :/ to the end of every cnn headline

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(via time-traveling-impala)

thatsqualitystuff:


Prisoner zero has escaped

alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face
Just my opinion but

haemus:

What the fuck

(via orgasmic-humor)

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

(via orgasmic-humor)